Genreland

British Invasion is sitting in a corner booth with New Age Revival, which is just freaking weird, everybody agrees. Post-trance Hop Rock is, obviously, pretty bouncy and no longer tripping. She's sipping neon cool-aid from a martini glass at the bar--not the least bit self-concious.

Grunge and Indie got together a few years back, had an ugly baby who never stops crying: Emo. Currently she's getting old enough to realize that no body likes her, and is thinking about an office job and maybe a pink dress or two.

Andy, Kevin, and Jesse are contemplating which they'll call their muse.